Tech-savvy Empathizer Pillows

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'Young Love'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

End of world nigh!!!

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"Would you agree to change our Facebook status to married?"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Plugged In

'Yourplace.com or mine?'

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

"I do miss the crystal ball."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

'To learn more about me, swipe my forehead with your smart phone.'

'OK, but just suppose Abelard and Heloise had used e-mail'

"How's the computer analysis going?"

'Listen dear. He's playing our ringtone.'

"Of course I'm good at predicting the future. That's why I invested in a desktop."

'Yep, I'm alone.'

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.