Tech-savvy Couch Potato Pillows

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

"You'd get up and take out the trash if your activity tracker told you to."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"You'd get up and take out the trash if your activity tracker told you to."

"It's about this smart T.V. that you sold me, it won't let me watch Love Island."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Laptops

Virtual Beach

"Fresh pepper?"

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I see a couch."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Stroller Cellphone

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

I got a throw blanket and a throw pillow to accent my throw cat and throw husband.

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."