Tech-savvy Couch Potato Pillows

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"You'd get up and take out the trash if your activity tracker told you to."

"My fit watch has conspired with the TV remote. The remote only stays on some fitness channel until I get up and exercise."

"You'd get up and take out the trash if your activity tracker told you to."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."

Laptops

"Fresh pepper?"

Virtual Beach

'Mom, I need a push.'

"I see a couch."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

'Morning coffee? Now there's an app for everything.'

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

Stroller Cellphone

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'