Couch Potato With Ambitions Pillows

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"There's the remote!"

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Inactive wear'

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.

Nurture boy

"Lift your stems."