Couch Potato With Ambitions Mugs

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Couch Potatoes

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"There's the remote!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

'Inactive wear'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

"Lift your stems."

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.