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'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Gangster's To-Do List

Ignorance of the Law

Spy Satellite

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Super-ego Surveillance

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

Sheepdog Security

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.