Tech-savvy Detective T-Shirts

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Internet Dangers

Policeman using a frisk engine on the internet

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Coffee shop

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Rumours Online

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

Astronaut Selfie.

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Internet Shoplifting

'Data, data everywhere!'

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Hang on - I'll Uber us a school bus."

At the National Museum of Computer Icon Art

Have you considered using email?

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"Looks like some kind of laser beam. No sign of the murder weapon."

Youtube ghost videos...

Employee performance review software.

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'It says here that machine learning finds fake news with 88% accuracy. I think from now on I really need to edit my reports before I turn them in.'