Tech-savvy Cop Enthusiast Pillows

The Evolution of Community Policing

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

Spy Satellite

Ignorance of the Law

Gangster's To-Do List

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

Sheepdog Security

"You have the right to remain silent."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."