Tech-savvy Cop Gifts

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

Wedding selfie stick

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled 'OPS' and APPS.'

Rap-Nav.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

LOUIE'S GARAGE, 'I can go along with replacing the carburetor and the battery, but what's this $128.43 fcor a 'new warp nacelle'?'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Larry, can you take over the meeting for a minute? My doctor is insisting I take a few deep breaths."

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'

Playing chess with a QR code for a chessboard

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

'Where are we? Check it out on trailquest, Bart.'

"Ok, if we could just synchronise chairs..."

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

Bush's Hacker

"Is anybody listening to me?"

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Your punishment is to cut and paste ‘I will not misbehave in class' 500 times on your tablet.'

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

Ask Sadie. My wife and I are getting a puppy soon. Any training tips? - Jay and Emily, Charlotte, NC. Sent from my iPad. Oh yes. A tip: Have him poop on your @#$% iPad, you high-tech boobs! Irrelevant and gratuitous. Sent from my lungs. You need the toothbrush app.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

Computer Aided Divorce.

'I have to download a software patch for my eyePhone.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."