Tech-savvy Chuckle Enthusiasts Prints

At least if we get busted again, it'll be for white-collar crime.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'He's our Spam expert!'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

Computer technicians with too little training.

'These are really heavy -- Couldn't you fax them or something?'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"It was amicable. She got the phones and I got the data plan."

401 Error

"Hey. My appointment reminder app isn't working. I think we missed our boarding time on the ark."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'