Tech-savvy Chuckle Enthusiasts Gifts

At least if we get busted again, it'll be for white-collar crime.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"After seeing the benefits of web analytics, Amy hoped to learn something by attaching cookies to customers who visited her store."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

"Maybe it's just playing dead."

'He's our Spam expert!'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a paywall.

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

'Look closely. Do you see the one who stole your identity?'

Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor woman in Dad's computer.

Human Resources: Due to Drones, Driverless cars, and Apps, we are not now hiring human beings...

Computer technicians with too little training.

"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'I need a new motto. One with 140 characters.'

'These are really heavy -- Couldn't you fax them or something?'

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

'This is not going to look too good on your record: complaining about invasion of privacy.'

"Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back at an on-line shopping center."

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

"It was amicable. She got the phones and I got the data plan."

New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

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