Tech-savvy Chatterbox Pillows

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I told you never to call me here."

Person talks on phone as other blogs.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Social media messages

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

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