Tech-savvy Cat Parent Pillows

"Can I use your bathroom? I can't use the litter box."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

The Digital Family

"I wasn't howling at the moon. I was singing along to my iPod."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Facebook For Dogs.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Dog toys are really getting high tech."

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

Cat Asleep on a Computer.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

Geeks and their dogs.

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'