Tech-savvy Beauty Fan Pillows

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Pampered and poodled.

Dating is so expensive...

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

New Twenty Blades

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Mirror mirror...

"More concealer?"

'Botox...'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'