Tech-savvy Beauty Lover Pillows

Botoxfacebook.

The Future of Makeup.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Tunnel of TV

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

cuPad

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Computer Fashion Show

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"So what's your success rate?"

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Butterfly Woman

Emoticons and human relationships.