Tech-savvy Beauty Lover Prints

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The Future of Makeup.

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

Tunnel of TV

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

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Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"Your mascara is running."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Don't hate me becasue I'm beautiful.

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

The Joy Of Txt...

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

Computer Fashion Show

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

Emoticons and human relationships.