Tech-savvy Glamourista Prints

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

Klimt Kiss Phones

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Young Love'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

I'm leaning over to kiss Lauren. What're you doing? Possible interruption. Stop live blogging. Girlfriend upset. Can you please tell me what you're thinking? Tune into my blog, woman! Major disconnect.

Computer Fashion Show

Modern day mirror.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Emoticons and human relationships.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

Augmented reality check

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

'It didn't work out. We got along great, but our phones were incompatible.'

'Laura realised it was time to update her online dating profile.'

"She works best in hex mode."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."