Tech-savvy Beauty Fan Mugs

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Bad hair day!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Dating is so expensive...

Pampered and poodled.

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

What price beauty?

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

New Twenty Blades

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Your presentation will be terrific. I was up all night, but something's still missing. Here. I've got just what you need. How thoughtful! Eye concealer! No need to thank me.

It was time for a little bit of lady admin

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"