Tech Mishap Master Prints

"And the winner for the fastest time for dropping and breaking a new phone is Timmy, at 1 hour and 23 minutes."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

DIY expert.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

'My wife always switches the smoke detector off when she cooks.'

Cauliflower rice isn't the same