Digital Mishap Master Prints

"Shoot, I think I just hit zoom out."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

The Miracle Worker

DIY expert.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

The Importance of Data Backup.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Computer Four Hands.

Computer frustration

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Computer Confusion

401 Error

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.