Digital Mishap Master Prints

"Shoot, I think I just hit zoom out."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

The Miracle Worker

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

DIY expert.

'Thank you for waiting. Please continue to hold and your call will bee answered as soon as we can.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Your kinect is broken.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Conducting a blue bird.

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

'Your Dell went to hell.'

Substitute Music Teacher Phil, A non-musician, performs for his students: 'My next selection is something I will now download from the Internet.'

Computer frustration

Computer Four Hands.

Computer Confusion

'Of course your computer crashed, you threw it out the third floor window.'

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

401 Error

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."

"This is a support group for phone victims. Frank butt dialed. Bib drunk dialed, Anne there talked bad about someone, but didn't realize she hadn't hung up..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

'Lord, NO! Take me instead!'

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'