Tech Mishap Master Mugs

'Your kinect is broken.'

"And the winner for the fastest time for dropping and breaking a new phone is Timmy, at 1 hour and 23 minutes."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"Thanks for the leaf blower! I'm putting it to good use."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

DIY expert.

Woman finds something in her soup.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

Firemen called to a cooking accident.

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"I need something to dissolve superglue that will be safe on tulle and cat fur, and that's all the information I'm prepared to offer at this time."

"I spilt coffee on my machine again..."

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Me dropping the phone into the toilet is your version of events.

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

'I can't believe you managed to drop your mobile phone!...'

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"