Technology Mishap Collector Mugs

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

Car crashed into warning sign

'Your kinect is broken.'

"Sorry about the reception, Lou. I grabbed my enchilada by mistake."

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"I want custody of the kid. He's the only one who knows how to operate the VCR"

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

Golfing Accident

Aw, dang, grabbed my cell phone.

"You can have all my treats for a week if you promise not to tell anyone I dropped my phone in the toilet."

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Sen.Krupt. The microphone I didn't know was on took my remarks out of context.

"Mom, we only have 6 computers, 5 phones, and 10 TVs."

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

'Sorry, I've just pressed the wrong button.'

Forgot that the return key would actually send the text.

'I switched it to a TV cable modem, and now it just watches 'I Love Lucy' all day!'

"Oh, they're not solar panels - we've nowhere else to store our outdated technology."

"Harry, the glaucoma machine needs adjusting again!"

"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."

"Who dares summon covfefe?"

Didn't know the call was on speaker phone.

Tie caught in the Fax