Social Media Mishap Collector Mugs

"Who dares summon covfefe?"

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Eject! Eject, eject eject!! Aw crimony. I've hit the button 6 or 7 times, Cap'n. And the darned CD still won't come out.'

"You butt dialed me 187 times in less that an hour, dad."

"No you idiot! I said to get a brain, not bran cereal!"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Why is it that the laws of inevitability always seem higher on ladies day?"

Two hunters and a near miss

"Michael Bolton at Folsom Prison"

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

"Gesundheit!"

Occupational Hazards of Playing the Harp.

Magician tells of Apprentice

Sorry, not sorry.

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

Man shot in the legs

Fred was mortified to discover his web cam was broadcasting to his new boss while he was seeing what he might look like after plastic surgery.

'Sarge - I think I've thrown my mobile!'

Oh, look! Jim's having a 'I texted a VERY important message to the wrong person' moment.'

Ooops!

"It's another Sicilian message. It means 'Please disregard the previous Sicilian message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'

This end up - You idiot.

'I've just swallowed my mouth organ.' - 'Thank goodness you don't play the piano.'

"Note to self: Do not flush train toilets while still sitting on the seat."

'Please Remove Your Clothes When Light Goes Out.'