Social Blunder Collector Mugs

Oh, look! Jim's having a 'I texted a VERY important message to the wrong person' moment.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

"Of course there are some advantages to working here...we have a Food Bank situated conveniently at the end of the street!"

'George has us well diversified. We own every stock in the Misfortune 500.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"Man's best friend with benefits"

"Well, I ain't flyin' next to him!"

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

'Next time you use the firms intranet to send a Valentines message remember to avoid the 'send all' key.'

"Baldo, are you ready? The funeral starts in 30 minutes!"

'She's out. Who shall I say was going to listen?'

"Public display of rejection"

"Must you create a scene every time the bill arrives?"

Social Agonies.

"Hey, sorry to call you guys this late on a weeknight, but I just happened to be in your basement."

"Second hand blunderbuss for sale. Used by many politicians for foot shooting."

"I got a ticket in California for asking a lactose intolerant woman to say cheese, before taking her picture."

Things you say when you are officially old...

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

Energy Company.

'Is it just me, or is the innocence of childhood a thing of the past?'

"Hi, there. I'm Dick. Are you seeing anyone?"

"Who dares summon covfefe?"

"I will zip your files, but you'll have to zip yourself."

"It was a great first date. And I loved hearing how your body stores fat differently than other people."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? It's been a little while since I read a social cue."

'Please Remove Your Clothes When Light Goes Out.'