Mishap Collector Mugs

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You might need to remind Mrs. Sanders it's 'bring your DAUGHTER to work' day."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The key is to keep the momentum going when you're establishing the base of the snowman..."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I thought you'd like to know the cat got down from the roof by itself.'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Discus accidents.

Horse accidents

"That? Oh, uh yah...that was Stuart."

"Oh no - I've laminated my hand again. . . !!"

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Maxwell, you idiot! You mailed copies of your last letter to our entire contact list."

'This time you hold the nail!'

Drawing board disaster.

'I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'So there I was with the world at my feet - it was then I got frostbite.'

Welcome to Exclamation Point: Scenic Rest Area.

A bag of flour squirts into clown's face.

"I count four... and there should be five."

Man casting a fly rod and taking his partners face off