Tech-loving Convicts Gifts

"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Halloween Selfie

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

Man-mobile

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Prisoner of technology

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

I want you to turn off your computer, get off your butt, and lose some of that bandwidth.

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

Jesus Saves

Dead spots

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

Maybe we should put away our phones - she's trying to text on a cracker.

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."