Tech-loving Convicts Prints

"We live in a cell. Why can't we have a cellphone?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

Halloween Selfie

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Man-mobile

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Hey everyone, it's day three and I'm still going strong."

Prisoner of technology

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Dead spots

The moment you realize you forgot your phone.

"It's not a fitness fad. They don't want to lose connectivity."

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'When you said you'd bet the baby out of the car, I didn't realise you meant your bloody iphone!'

Jesus Saves

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."