Tech-savvy Inmate Gifts

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Typewriters and Laptops.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Halloween Selfie

Social Networking.

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Follow me on Twitter...

Silver Surfer.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'