Tech Guy Pillows

"I'd eat him, but do you know how hard it is to find a good tech guy?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

The Computer Bore

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

The DaVinci Code

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Ascent of Machine.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

If nobody had invented graphics

Elfie Stick

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."