Computer Guy Pillows

'He's our new I.T. guy. Evidently he comes with sleep mode.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

Windows or Mac?

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Facebook For Dogs.

Knights of the Square Table.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

Essex computer.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.