Computer Guy T-Shirts

'He's our new I.T. guy. Evidently he comes with sleep mode.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Is this the new input device?'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Aliens From Outer Space Come in Many Shapes

'Mommy -- Jimmy just wrote his first computer virus!'

"I think earth's antivirus software expired."

'These computer repair people certainly take their jobs seriously.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Facebook For Dogs.

Knights of the Square Table.

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"In my trashcan again, eh?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

"Honey, our pop-up blocker stopped working again."

'It's a foolproof computer network, sir, that no one can break into, not even a kid.'

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'