Tech-connected Pillows

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

e-shoes

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Relaxing in the Sun

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

The Selfie

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Second lifeReal life.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"