Tech-connected T-Shirts

'Same old line - his smartphone doesn't understand him.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

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'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

The Selfie

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Relaxing in the Sun

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

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'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."