Technology Obsessed T-Shirts

"#skydiving"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

City Marathon.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.