Phone Obsessed T-Shirts

"Hi! I'm on a hippo."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

The Smartass Phone

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Modern Narcissism

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

Thermidor Dali

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

We don't have wi-fi.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones

The Eternal Question