Technology Obsessed Prints

"#skydiving"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

What's an Imax cave?

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

City Marathon.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Bring out yer books!'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.