Digital Obsessive Prints

"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"You've got computer-breath."

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Noooooooooooo!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Honey, what's the weather like outside?" "Hold on, let me check..."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

We don't have wi-fi.

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"I need a more interactive you."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict