Digital Devotee Prints

"Cell phone...must...have...cell...phone."

Computer with owner on a leash like a dog

'It's internet addiction, doctor. We have him hooked up to a USB.'

Multitaskers Anonymous: We're All Mostly Listening

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Noooooooo! Please don't kill my phone!'

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'If your smartphone is your significant other, I'm afraid this more serious than I thought.'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I'll never forget you."

Danger: Fall Hazard

You've been staring at that screen all day. Why don't you do something else?

'She purchases all of her supplies online. She does all her schmoozing in chat rooms. she downloads all her jokes from the web. She has no need to deal with salesmen.'

"Let's take a quick break to make sure our phones are where we think they are."

'And do you promise to offer free, unlimited tech support?'

'Now will you pay attention to me?'

Ascent of Digital Man

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."

"Honey, I'm home."

"Hey, I just got my thousandth follower."

"You've got computer-breath."

"It's fantastic! I can find out the exact weather outside this exact house at this exact moment - all on the internet!"

True Grit

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

'Two weeks to live? That can't be right -- I have 500 free hours from AOL!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

"The world economy just came to a standstill as every person on the planet simultaneously became preoccupied with their e-mail, text messages, blogs, tweets..."

If only Rob had shopped online he could have been home with his feet up watching the football!

Tablet Culture

'Of course I'm hurt. You didn't answer my text!'