Tech And Mental Health Mash-up Lover Pillows

"You've got a few screws loose."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

'Young Love'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'An alternative to having me psychoanalyze you is to write a book and have the critics do it.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Welcome: How Does that Make You Feel?

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."