Mental Health Innovator Pillows

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

You are what you eat!

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

It's A Breeze

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

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'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"You must learn to let go."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

"We probably need to rethink our revenue strategy for the practice."

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

If dogs were psychiatrists.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."