Mental Health Crusader Pillows

'I wear safety glasses at work and I still don't feel safe.'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Try thinking about something else."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

"The little stress ball wasn't working."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"Am I sensing fear?"

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Misunderstood,overworked,underpaid and stressed, it's bound to lead to depression...still enough of my problems,what can I do for you?"

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'You lost your home and farm. Do you want to talk about it?

'During the next commercial, I'd like to talk to you about your childhood.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

It's A Breeze

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"Emotional Support Horses Welcome"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.