Teaser Of Titles Gifts

'I suppose you'll be having the Shepherd's Pie?'

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Movies through the decades.

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'I'm sorely tempted to give him a piece of my mind, but I suspect he's the one tempting me.'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

Vicar Baiting

Fragrans Tortuosa

"The trailer didn't live up to the teaser."

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'