Teary Treadmill Tales Mugs

Floor exercise: crying uncontrollably

Sleepwalker on treadmill

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Olympic Torch Training

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Walking To School Simulator

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

Executive fitness.

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Bull Treadmill

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"It's not for soaking your feet. . . it's a bed pan."

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

JOE'S BAR: Treadmill available: relax, while it walks your dog'

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

'Me, I've stopped going to the gym: There was never a suitable speed on the treadmills...'

'I used to run. Now I power walk.'

One Fine Day at the Gym

Keep fit

Banana

'I see the marching season's over for the year.'

Spiky treadmill.

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."