Tearful Traveler Pillows

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Oh no! You, again?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

"I'm pregnant."

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

Farewell to the travellers

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Weeping an Ocean

Sad Songs.

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Migration to the Netherlands

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

"He's just the guy I'm using to get over the last guy I dated to get over my first dog."

"I tho tired."

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

'The tune in my head keeps interfering with the song in my heart.'

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."

The Repressed Childhood Issue That Broke the Therapist's Couch.

'Good heavens, don't you people ever think of anyone but yourselves?'

"I'd be no kind of Christian if I left a disabled guy and his sleepy friend out in the rain - hop in!"