Tearful Traveler Prints

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

Well, I feel a lot better - he says there's a method to my madness.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"Oh no! You, again?"

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

A cow is trying to hitchhike away from the slaughterhouse.

People looking worried, sad and angry wait at the Emotional Baggage Carousel

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

"I'm pregnant."

'He left me for a guy. I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.'

'I always say the wrong thing - which makes me feel worse. I don't know how to handle other people's pain.'

Farewell to the travellers

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

Sad Songs.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Weeping an Ocean

Migration to the Netherlands

"Take it easy son, not so forceful...row your boat gently down the stream!"

Psychiatrist releases 'bottled-up' angry man.

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'

I've experienced lot of emotions spending so much time at home. Of course there's been loads of anxiety that comes with uncertainty. I've also felt happiness having the time to reconnect with old friends via phone and email. And there's constantly ups and downs as I see mostly the best, but also the worst, in people. It's strange that being stuck in one place takes you on a long journey.

"I tho tired."

Last exit to return and get what you forgot

"He's just the guy I'm using to get over the last guy I dated to get over my first dog."

'The tune in my head keeps interfering with the song in my heart.'

"... and there's a nominal fee for that emotional baggage."

The Repressed Childhood Issue That Broke the Therapist's Couch.

'Good heavens, don't you people ever think of anyone but yourselves?'

"Well, it's not my fault you decided to get a body piercing in the area. Now, get undressed and go through the scanner again."