Teapot Maker Pillows

"And this is Ernie who makes those wonderful teapots used in cafes all over Britain...."

Tartine

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

A Lady Out Shopping.

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Teapot Art

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Kettle Drum

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'I need something to spill.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

The statue of Lactity.

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

Spell Check

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.