Teapot Maker Gifts

"And this is Ernie who makes those wonderful teapots used in cafes all over Britain...."

Tartine

'One eye of newt or two?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

A Lady Out Shopping.

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Teapot Art

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

Kettle Drum

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

'This isn't my closet - this is my room.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'I need something to spill.'

"I don't think so, Ted!"

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Spell Check

The statue of Lactity.

"Of course it tastes funny. . . there's hair of clown in it!"

'Can I lick the spoon, Mom?!'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."