Statue Maker Gifts

The statue of Lactity.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"He was a very good boy."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Barristers

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Cat statues on entrance gate

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Raphael

Juggler and Illusionist

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

Too Many Genocides

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

The Spring Break Venus

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

'You complete me.'

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Michelangelo's David

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.