Team Spirit Optimiser Pillows

"This should be good....I put superglue in the holes of Ernie's bowling ball!"

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Strive to win!