Team Spirit Junkies Pillows

"Why can't they just nod their appreciation?"

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Cheerleaders

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Strive to win!