Team Spirit Junkies Gifts

"Why can't they just nod their appreciation?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

The trauma of losing.

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Cheerleaders

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Men can show their emotions!

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"